the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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