I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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