new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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