I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
My bed smells like the plague
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
