everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Also, beer. Big fan.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize