Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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