I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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