Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I got inside last night via doggy door
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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