you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
His nipple licking is glorious
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