she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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