We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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