Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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