So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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