I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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