I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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