well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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