just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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