i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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