I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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