guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
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go home
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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