You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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