If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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