Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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