question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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