But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
You pole danced in your parka.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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