the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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