This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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