How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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