At least make sure they are 18
Why
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Do plants get herpes?
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