Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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