My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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