Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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