Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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