these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Where is the hickey?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
