Im at strip club and am horny
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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