How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Randomize
