the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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