this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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