Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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