I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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