im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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