We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
i drank out of a bidet.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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