He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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