Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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