I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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