I hate your face
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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