I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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