it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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