i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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