I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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