quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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