so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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