She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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