Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Just high enough for therapy.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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