Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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