dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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