Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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