My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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