Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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